Hi, I'm Alex. Or Baer, if you know me by that name.

This is an unorganized list of reasons why you might have ended up here:

- Birthdays between 22 - 39 have no real significance so I figured this was a better use of my coming-out-of-the-womb celebration.
- Water is good and more people should have it so this is a thing I'm doing and you should participate.
- I'm trying to guilt you into that whole "CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT GIVING!!!!!" bit by linking you to a donation page.
- Waterworld was a horrible film.

At the end of the day, though, I'm just trying to raise some money for less fortunate people and I hope you'll help. $23 is the suggested donation (BECAUSE IT'S THE AGE I'M BECOMING HAHAHA) but you can donate whatever you want. Every penny counts - except for when they eventually phase out pennies. At that point your contribution of pennies will be meaningless and I will hate you.

Thanks for checking this out. You're awesome.